Electrocardio post-San Valentín

Por C. Rull

A mi cardiólogo le sorprendió enormemente mi electrocardiograma completamente plano. A todos los expertos que me han visitado después les tiene pasmados. No saben, claro, que me han roto el corazón. 

A mí, por otro lado, sólo me molesta al bailar: me resulta difícil seguir el ritmo.

The End for an Argentinian

By Ester Astudillo










My lovers in that particular were all of a kind,
No division line whatsoever:
I spoke in their ear to each
My crush was sure insufficient
I took a chance
And left for them the cease-fire.

“Andate a Gaza,
o a Safed”,
they guys meant when they signed.

I don’t get SMS replies,
Which comes only to confirm;
But suspecting the Intifada
Would make me look a perfect blockhead*.

N de la T. 'Boluda del carajo' in Argentinian.